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the dirtier, the better

A spotless home.No mercy for grime.

Pressure washing, house & roof washing, gutter cleaning, and holiday lighting done right the first time. Mold, algae, grime, buildup? Plundered.

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🏴‍☠️ Hebron, CT crew

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Services provided by the scallywags.

Exterior cleaning done right. No matter where the grime is, we'll make it walk the plank.

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Pressure Washing

Patios, walkways & hardscapes

Deep-clean grime, algae, and years of buildup from patios, walkways, pool decks, and fences. We restore surfaces without tearing them up.

  • Patios & pool decks
  • Walkways & steps
  • Fences & retaining walls
  • If it's dirty, we clean it
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House Washing

Siding, stucco & delicate surfaces

Low-pressure soft washing for vinyl, cedar, stucco, and brick that lifts algae and mildew at the root — gentle on your paint, trim, and finishes.

  • Vinyl, stucco, brick & cedar
  • Algae & mildew treatment
  • Eaves, soffits & trim
  • Gentle on paint & siding
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Roof Washing

Low-pressure, no-damage clean

Soft washing that lifts black streaks, algae, and moss off your roof without high pressure — protecting shingles while adding years to their life.

  • Asphalt shingle & metal roofs
  • Black streak & algae removal
  • Moss & lichen treatment
  • No pressure, no damage
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Gutter Cleaning

Clear flow, no overflow

We clear leaves, debris, and buildup from your gutters and downspouts so water flows where it should — protecting your roof, siding, and foundation from costly damage.

  • Gutter & downspout clear-out
  • Debris removal & flush test
  • Downspout unclogging
  • Exterior gutter brightening
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Window Cleaning

Streak-free, inside & out

Glass, screens, and tracks cleaned by hand — inside and out. No streaks, no filmy haze, and no drips left running down your siding when we're done.

  • Interior & exterior glass
  • Screens & tracks cleaned
  • Skylights & storm windows
  • Hard water spot treatment
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6

Holiday Lighting

Installed, maintained, taken down

Full-service Christmas lighting from design to teardown. We custom fit, install it, maintain it all season, and come back in January to take it down. You never touch a ladder.

  • Custom lighting design
  • Rooflines, trees & bushes
  • Maintenance during the season
  • Takedown & storage included
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Four steps to a spotless home.

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Send us your details

Text, call, or drop the quote form. Photos help but aren't required.

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We come take a look

We'll set up a time to come out and look at your project and property in person — usually within 48 hours.

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We show up on time

Uniformed crew, clean truck, and careful, tidy work from start to finish.

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You love it — or we come back

100% satisfaction guarantee. If something isn't right, we make it right.

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Exterior cleaning across Hartford County & Tolland County

HARTFORD COUNTY

GLASTONBURY MANCHESTER SOUTH WINDSOR EAST HARTFORD ROCKY HILL NEWINGTON WETHERSFIELD VERNON CROMWELL PORTLAND MIDDLETOWN BOLTON

TOLLAND COUNTY

HEBRON MARLBOROUGH COLCHESTER EAST HAMPTON COLUMBIA COVENTRY MANSFIELD ANDOVER LEBANON AMSTON GILEAD WILLIMANTIC

Don't see your town? We likely still cover it — just ask.

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Drop your info and we'll find a time to come out and take a look at your project and property in person — usually within 48 hours. No spam, no pressure.

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Call or text(860) 288-7404
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Emailscallywagshomeservices@gmail.com
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AvailabilityCall anytime
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AreaHartford County & Tolland County
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InsuredFully insured — certificate on request
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Get your free quote

We'll come take a look in person, usually within 48 hours.

By submitting you agree to be contacted about your quote. We never sell your info.

questions

Answered, straight up.

Anything not here? Text us at (860) 288-7404 and we'll answer.

Every property is different — size, surface, condition, and access all move the number, so we don't quote off a price list. Send us your address and we'll find a time to come out and take a look in person, usually within 48 hours, and give you a firm price with no obligation.
Pressure washing uses high-pressure water to blast grime off tough surfaces like concrete and pavers. Soft washing uses low pressure and a cleaning solution to kill algae and mildew on siding, stucco, and roofs without damaging paint or finishes. Putting high pressure on siding is how homeowners end up with stripped paint and water behind the walls.
We're based in Hebron and serve Marlborough, Glastonbury, Colchester, East Hampton, South Windsor, Manchester, Rocky Hill, Cromwell, East Hartford, Columbia, Coventry, and Mansfield. Don't see your town? Just ask — we likely still cover it.
Most driveway or house washing jobs take 2–4 hours depending on size and buildup. Gutter cleaning usually runs about an hour. Roof washing takes 2–3 hours. Holiday lighting is scheduled separately and depends on the size of your roofline.
Light rain usually isn't a problem — we're already making things wet. Heavy rain, high wind, or freezing temperatures mean we reschedule, and you'll hear from us first thing rather than after waiting around. Rescheduling for weather never costs you anything.
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